Fun And Games
Item:  Sharp End Cat Pencil Sharpener
Code 00006 
PRICE £5.79
This a truly funky item - yes you have guessed it - its a cat bum pencil sharpener. You  put the pencil up its bottom and the cat will actually meeeeeoooowww when the pencil is inserted .  It feels just as good as it looks as it is made to a high standard nicely crafted from high quality materials  Puurrrrfect for the office Joker
And you don’t have to worry about the cat having any accidents as it has its own litter tray so you can keep those droppings tidy.
Colour :   White
measurements : 15 x 12 x 4 cm
00007 usb heart shaped usb
Item: Heart Shaped Memory Stick USB
Code 00007
PRICE £9.99
The idea is that someone saves something of themselves in the form of photos, music, film or even a poem on the heart shaped USB memory stick and then presents it to someone they Love. Hey presto a fully personalised and customised gift to keep for ever.
This USB memory stick comes with its own box where a message may be written to the recipient.
But hey if you haven’t got anyone in mind for this item then why not have one yourself go on you deserve it.  This is truly funky not boring like most of those memory sticks we have come to love when storing all our important information.
Everything homely from the heart
Item: Emergency Panties
Code 00008
Price £2.00
Emergency thongs for Girls on the Go! Fresh White or black cotton thongs, compressed into a cute bottom shape and shrink wrapped so they take up next to no room in your handbag, glove-box, office drawer, pocket, travel bag, carry-on luggage, briefcase......"in case of emergency break seal!"


00008 emergency pants
Styles available
Heartland Farm wording transparent background
Item: Memory Pill USB storage device
Code 00007A
PRICE £9.99
The perfect gift remedy containing treasured multimedia memories.
Directions: Save data on to the USB storage device and administer to friend, collegue or loved one.
Recomended: for adults and children older than 12 years old
Maximum dosage: DO NOT EXCEED 64MB (approx 40 photos @3 MP or3.14min 30 frames video @320 x 240 or 30 min MP3 @64KB)